Jesus
Jesus and the devil are sitting on their computers typing texts.
Suddenly the whole system crashes down and both computers turn black.
After a while system is back again. And Jesus is going on with writing.
But the devils screen is empty and everything he did before is lost.
He goes up to the system administrator.
(Who is – how should it be otherwise – of course: god.)
And he asks god: “Hey, all my data is gone while Jesus’ data is still there!”
And God says: “That’s simple. You know: Jesus saves.”
3€ peter! du denkst wohl, nur weil kein schlechte-witze-sparspein mehr drohend in der ecke steht kannste die welt mit allem vollmuellen??? dabei solltest du bedenken: es gibt auch online-banking…